Good evening groovers!
Where we left off last time, seems Big Daddy Yo is not an outdoors man, if you know what I mean?
Princess Buttercup was a bit thrown by that comment and responded the only way she really could……
Dear viewers…. there is a clue in this last screenshot.
Wednesday 2.09pm will have relevance soon….. so file that away in your memory banks!
So tonight, do we find out if Big Daddy Yo loves outdoor sex? You might want to grab a barf bag for this episode. And while you’re at it, grab yourself a stiff drink, some snacks and maybe someone to hold for here it is folks!
Episode 21 of The Soft 6: “Wasn’t it Good?”
So where were we? Oh that’s right. Outside. Maybe?
Princess Buttercup was planning to fill Big Daddy Yo with rage at the prospect of her leaving him for Fabio… or it might have been a Nigerian Prince who had been writing to her promising to share his fortune with her…. or was she going to finally fall for Nimrod’s charms? So many ways to bring The Soft 6 to an incredible and dramatic finale.
The last thing Big Daddy Yo asked of his Princess was for her to not have sex outside.
Since then, nothing. Not a word.
There are three possible scenarios here.
1. Big Daddy Yo finally worked out PB was taking the piss and he’s now ghosting her. It’s been a week. It’s safe to say he ain’t coming back. OR has he been sacked because he’s a terrible scammer and he’s now living in a prison room?
2. Every show has a villain, right? I mucked up by posting his name at the start of The Soft 6 (rookie error) and despite trying to remove his name it did pop up a lot throughout the series. Do we have a villain who might have wanted to join in the fun and accidentally spilled the beans? Surely no one would have done that but this is a soapie and soapie’s can be extremely ridiculous.
3. Or he is dead. A victim of murder most foul perhaps as he is by far, the worst scammer in the history of scamming.
Let’s go with Option 3 groovers. Let’s send Big Daddy Yo off in the style he deserves. In this interactive episode, please post memes, gifs, your favourite memories of The Soft 6, parting words/messages for Big Daddy Yo, condolences for poor little Princess Buttercup, songs you think sum up this love story.
Or what do you think?
Here it is, The Funeral to end all funerals.
In the words of William Shakespeare… “For never was a story of more woe than this of Princess Buttercup and her Big Daddy Yo”.
TIP: Put on some sad music for this episode.
LAST ACTIVE ONE BIG FAT WEEK AGO!!!
And so the funeral for Big Daddy Yo continued on the Facebook group for a very long time with many memes, gifs and comments like the ones above.
For brevity, rather than repeating the entire funeral, I will add some memories that Princess Buttercup wanted to share at the funeral and also comments of people who truly were touched by this tragic love story….
And then, after many memes of sorrow, shameless plugs of The Soft 6 Merchandise store on tee spring and general bewilderment that everything had come to an end….
It WAS a very moving funeral but looks like we still have some more time wasting of Chongo Bongo to you!
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of The Soft 6!
This episode was proudly brought to you by a cast of thousands including Mary Caria and the letters WTF!!!!